My Real World

14th First Day of Work

Tomorrow is my 14th first day of work. This is pretty nuts to me.

I have worked at basically every seedy, crappy, dimly-lit shit hole in existence. Well, that is a bit of an exaggeration, but you get my point.

Now, presented in chronological order:

1. Cold Stone Creamery (don’t make those poor kids sing, you bitch)

2. Six Flags (soft-serve bitch)

3. Dunkin’ Donuts (every co-worker’s bitch)

4. The Copperline Eatery (diner coffee bitch)

5. Ruby Tuesday’s (salad bar bitch)

6. Friendly’s (screaming kids’ bitch)

7. The Nintey-Nine Restaurant (I was the actual bitch here.)

8. The Cheesecake Factory (chain-restaurant-customers-that-think-they’re-at-a-four-star-restaurant’s bitch)

9. some nasty smoothie stand that didn’t have running water- no lie

10. Walgreens (the elderly’s bitch)

11. Ale House (non-tipping French Canadian’s bitch)

12. Urban Outfitters (hipsters and wannabe artists’ bitch [this is where I truly honed my talent of hating everyone my age])

13. T.G.I. Friday’s (the hood’s bitch)

and last but not least…

14. Maggiano’s (seeing as how tomorrow is my first day, I am not yet anyone’s bitch)