February 2012
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I believe having a red squiggle appear under your...
January 2012
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December 2011
4 posts
“It was very exciting for her, taking away his dignity in the name of love.”
– Kurt Vonnegut, “Slaughterhouse-Five”
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Waitress Things
All I really remember from the last ten hours of work was a guest asking for two of something, and I mentally asking them if they would like two feet up their ass.
I'm more scared of the people who claim to be...
stfuconservatives:
mmhmm
November 2011
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October 2011
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“Coal and natural gas have much lower capital costs, and they tend to kill only a...”
– Bill Gates (“Bill Gates Powers Up”, Wired July 2011: 110.)
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Tom's Shoes: One for one
Finally, the article for which I’ve been searching.
I can’t figure out if people do not realize what they are buying, or they do not care.
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“Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from...”
– Marcus Antonius
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Conservatives and Republicans are the people who...
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"Be proud of yourself!"
Three and a half miles of running hard, my lungs were at capacity. Then this woman rides by on her bicycle and said, “Good for you, I wish I could run!”. As she rolled away, she shouted back, “Be proud of yourself!”. I smiled broadly the entire run home, proud of myself. I wish she would follow me around life, pushing me forward to my potential with her encouraging words.
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Not following someone back on Twitter is the 2011...
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“A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad...”
– Chanakya
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Hebrews 4:12
“For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.”
A very nice couple left “Heb 4:12” for me, in addition to their 20 percent tip. They were super friendly and normal, not to mention totally chill. Definitely did not expect a...
“There was nothing I could do about it. As an Earthling, I had to believe...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, “Slaughterhouse-Five”
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“A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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TODAY
I ran
4.2 miles
in 37:48 minutes.
According to Nike+, that makes for a 8.58 mile, but the math on that seems a bit screwy. Whatever, I’m not exactly competing.
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14th First Day of Work
Tomorrow is my 14th first day of work. This is pretty nuts to me.
I have worked at basically every seedy, crappy, dimly-lit shit hole in existence. Well, that is a bit of an exaggeration, but you get my point.
Now, presented in chronological order:
1. Cold Stone Creamery (don’t make those poor kids sing, you bitch)
2. Six Flags (soft-serve bitch)
3. Dunkin’ Donuts (every...
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September 2011
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“And I understood that I was told that he didn’t love me but it made no...”
– Glory Szabo
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I DON'T WANNA!
i don’t want to pick a career i don’t want to commit i don’t want to act pretty to other people and i don’t want to live in my parent’s house and i don’t want to drive and i don’t want to swim and i don’t want to be sober i don’t want to have to risk being sad and alone because i have to compromise i don’t want to give a shit what my...
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I dreamt of you all night and in the morning you were gone.
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“We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become...”
– François de La Rochefoucauld
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I GOT HIRED AT MAGGIANO'S
After four long months of unemployment, I now have the pleasure of paying taxes again! Today I was hired at Maggiano’s as a server. Or a waitress, as I prefer to call myself. (I think the term “server” should exclusively be used in regards to technology.)
This looks SO DELICIOUS!
Thankfully I don’t really gain weight from working in restaurants. (I prefer to gain weight...
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“No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming....”
– Hunter S. Thompson’s suicide note
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Spreading Santorum
Thanks to The Daily What, I plan on spending the rest of my evening Google bombing Santorum until I giggle myself silly. It’s just too awesome.
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Why do Muslim women wear the hijab?
“Syed maintains that when a woman is covered, men cannot judge her by her appearance but are forced to evaluate her by her personality, character, and morals. “I tell them that the hijab is not a responsibility, it’s a right given to me by my Creator who knows us best. It’s a benefit to me, so why not? It’s something every woman should strive to get and should...
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“I don’t think anybody that anybody can look at the political and economic...”
– Bill Csapo, a volunteer organizer for Occupy Wall Street
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#OccupyWallStreet
Hey Moneyman they saying what’s the score? And how much blood have you spilled on the butcher shop floor? Those numbers keep running but what they running into? The crowd is outside and they asking of you…
Hey Moneyman Moneyman the mayor’s on the phone. He says he wants to know if all those people went home. Those momma’s and poppa’s and students and cooks. Those teachers and preachers, one...